found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I think people are normalizing furries
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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