he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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