why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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