Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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