There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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