do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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