gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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