What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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