What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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