I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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