After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Randomize
