whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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