No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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