i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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