she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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