Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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