Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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