I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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