Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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