It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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