Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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