Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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