No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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