We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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