:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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