Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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