I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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