have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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