apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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