hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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