it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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