I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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