Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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