Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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