East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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