so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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