Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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