Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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