You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Randomize
