i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
