That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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