I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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