yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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