Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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