it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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