dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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