That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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