I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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