I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
