at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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